This morning I woke up, laid in bed for far too long, eventually managed to pull myself out of bed. I open my door to go to the bathroom and directly infront of me on the floor is a pigeon. This, although extremely surprising, wasn't quite as surprising as it would have been for most people. Next door have pigeons nesting in their attic.
So I tried to shoo it downstairs, but instead it goes into the bathroom! After some careful encouragement I manage to get it downstairs, the pigeon is then stood infront of the front door, so I can't get it out that way. Luckily one of my housemates is in the kitchen, so I ask him to open the kitchen door. I